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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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