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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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