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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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