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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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