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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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