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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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