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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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