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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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