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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃
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