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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃
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