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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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