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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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