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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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