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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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