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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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