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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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