Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.