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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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