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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Sylvia
had their beloved pet
puppy 🐶
Maggie
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a tiger 🐯
a cheetah 😺
a bear 🐻
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
a hippo 🦛
a hyena 🐺
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