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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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