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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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