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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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