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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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