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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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