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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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