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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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