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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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