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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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