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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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