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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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