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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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