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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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