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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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