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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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