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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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