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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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