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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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