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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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