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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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