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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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