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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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