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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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