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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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