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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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