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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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