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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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