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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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