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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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