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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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