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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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