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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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