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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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